6 years of technical writing, logistics analysis & engineering in the military simulation and training environment
1 year reliability and maintainability engineering
2 years in cold-call sales to the Caribbean basin
6 summers with the Ocean City Beach Patrol
Dishwasher, busboy, waiter, fry cook, short order cook, sorority house dinner server, all around warehouse guy, etc.
Skills you might be
I can run circles around your regular office drones while strategically
leveraging platforms in order to enhance core competencies. I also speak Managerese,
Mumble, Dork, Geek, Engineerish, and the recent North American mutation of Cryptic Double-speak.
How many resumes do you get with a pic of someone in a swimsuit? ;-)