1971 - born
1974 - quit pooping myself
1981 - start swimming
1989 - graduate HS / started at FSU
1991 - first year on the Ocean City Beach Patrol in NJ
1994 - graduate FSU
1995 - live in San Diego for 6 months - basically trained a lot and not much else
1996 - last year with the OCBP
1998 - start grad school at UCF in Orlando
1999 - intern with Lockheed Martin
2000 - met the Goddess Bri
2001 - graduate UCF tech writing masters
2002 - start MBA at UCF
2002 - start triathlon coaching
2004 - incorporate One Step Beyond
2004 - get married to Goddess Bri
2005 - finish MBA
2005 - compete in Hawaii Ironman
2005 - quit desk job and coach full time
2006 - travel the world
2006 - move to Cary, NC
2007 - start OSB Cary Masters swim team
2011 - Junior Awesome arrives
2013 - simplify this history page :)

That's it! The completely unabridged version. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. What a long, strange trip it's been. And there's still so much more to go.